Idiot Test- U are smart...or ARE U!? Quiz
Question Number 1
 There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada? A. NY B. Canada C. In the mountain D. you don't E. None of the above
Question Number 2
 Which is correct to say: "Five and four are eight", or "Five and four is eight"? A. Your math sucks B. Five and four are eight C. Five and four is eight D. You
Question Number 3
 How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark? A. I don't read the Bible B. Two C. Three D. GTFO E. ∞ F. None of the above
Question Number 4
 In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? (Hint: Read the question differently.) A. You can't take pictures in British Columbia B. There ain't no men with wooden legs in British Columbia C. You need a camera.
Question Number 5
 A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 5 F. 7
Question Number 6
 Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? A. Milk B. milk C. MillK D. Nothing-they die. E. None of the above
Question Number 7
 If the hour hand on a clock moves one sixtyith of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 5 F. 360 god da*n it