***Is Alex a Rat Jew? Quiz

Question Number 1 Who can Alex beat in a fight? A. Louis B. A Rat C. A starved jewish orphan from the holocaust D. Lachlan E. Brad F. A fellow jew Question Number 2 How did Alex survive the holocaust? A. Sucked hitler's dick B. Played pool C. He didn't D. Disguised as a rat Question Number 3 Is Alex homosexual A. no B. yes